It's official, I have proven without a doubt that wormholes do, in fact, exist. I'm so sure of the reality of them that I have evidence of the maximum size a wormhole can reach.

Before you guys start making plans to travel back in time to see that old girlfriend or test the paradox of "what if your grandfather dies before your mom was born...", you should know that for these particular wormholes, you won't fit. You see, I have found that these rips in the fabric of space and time happen to coincide with the size of a small washer, nut, or bolt that you are trying to attached to your vehicle...not more than 2-3mm in size.

This is the story of how my moment of discovery arrived.

I was in the garage minding my own business and working on my Ducati 749R. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary. There were no lighting storms, no earthquakes, no paranormal phenomena (that I was aware of). Suddenly, while holding a small washer, my hand slipped and the washer fell to the ground...or so I thought. I heard it hit, then roll, then...nothing. I immediately jumped up to mount an all out search for the missing metal ring. I moved objects out of the way. I checked all of the cracks in the floor. I even removed the bodywork from the motorcycle in the off chance that it mysteriously jumped back inside. Still nothing.

Then it occurred to me. The rolling washer had a vaguely accelerating sound as if it was actually gaining speed, not slowing to a measured stop as the laws of physics in this universe would have us believe. That's when I had my epiphany. Like the countless fasteners that had come before it, my washer was being drawn towards an invisible force. "That's it!", I said to myself. There MUST be something more to this than mechanics and physicists have been letting on. The only plausible explanation...we are surrounded by tiny wormholes that pop into existence in the blink of an eye to swallow any small item that falls to the ground in garages around the globe. Just as interesting, this must be one of the greatest cover ups of all time. I have to believe that wrenches everywhere have seen this phenomenon first hand but have been silenced for reasons unknown to regular civilians.

But why?

I've made it my goal in life to get to the bottom of this. So, I'm putting out a call to everyone who has ever dabbled with fixing or modifying their own car, motorcycle, scooter, ATV, tricycle, whatever -- if you have witnessed something similar come forward and share your story.

Next up...more startling finds by your truly...proof of anti-matter.

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